sbellelauren: i know chilren are starving & stuff but i just had to watch dallas score on the bears while trapped at the dallas airport thats pretty even
handlewithcare: Good god, someone's posted on my Facebook wall. *blows the dust off the "Profile" button*
THECULTUREOFME: giving out Internet hugs is difficult.
gaggingtowards: New Year's Resolution: to never have to accidentally land on Dr. Phil while flipping through the channels ever again.
helenium: I'm getting absolutely no sympathy for dropping my iPad on my face and getting a black eye. Novelty injuries hurt too!
KelleyLCarter: And I pray that a seven-year-old didn't whoop your butt at Connect Four. Don't be like me. Be better than me.
TrippingOlney: I JUST HOPE SANTA GOT THE PROPER VACCINATIONS FOR THIS.
debenham: When did wrapping paper become "pay $10/roll for workable stuff, otherwise everything is tissue-thin"? And when did I become Andy Rooney?
LisaBarone: Mom: You know the Internet said Bon Jovi died? What a bunch of assholes.
ActuallyNPH: I love buying Christmas presents for people! Especially when that people is myself.