My Favourite Tweets

Oct 02

sbellelauren: i know chilren are starving & stuff but i just had to watch dallas score on the bears while trapped at the dallas airport thats pretty even

Jan 04

handlewithcare: Good god, someone's posted on my Facebook wall. *blows the dust off the "Profile" button*

Jan 01

THECULTUREOFME: giving out Internet hugs is difficult.

Dec 31

gaggingtowards: New Year's Resolution: to never have to accidentally land on Dr. Phil while flipping through the channels ever again.

Dec 27

helenium: I'm getting absolutely no sympathy for dropping my iPad on my face and getting a black eye. Novelty injuries hurt too!

Dec 26

KelleyLCarter: And I pray that a seven-year-old didn't whoop your butt at Connect Four. Don't be like me. Be better than me.

Dec 25

TrippingOlney: I JUST HOPE SANTA GOT THE PROPER VACCINATIONS FOR THIS.

Dec 24

debenham: When did wrapping paper become "pay $10/roll for workable stuff, otherwise everything is tissue-thin"? And when did I become Andy Rooney?

Dec 22

LisaBarone: Mom: You know the Internet said Bon Jovi died? What a bunch of assholes.

Dec 21

ActuallyNPH: I love buying Christmas presents for people! Especially when that people is myself.