My Favourite Tweets

sbellelauren: i know chilren are starving & stuff but i just had to watch dallas score on the bears while trapped at the dallas airport thats pretty even

8 months ago on October 2nd, 2012 at 8:52 am | Permalink

handlewithcare: Good god, someone's posted on my Facebook wall. *blows the dust off the "Profile" button*

1 year ago on January 4th, 2012 at 8:15 am | Permalink

THECULTUREOFME: giving out Internet hugs is difficult.

1 year ago on January 1st, 2012 at 5:41 am | Permalink

gaggingtowards: New Year's Resolution: to never have to accidentally land on Dr. Phil while flipping through the channels ever again.

1 year ago on December 31st, 2011 at 3:00 am | Permalink

helenium: I'm getting absolutely no sympathy for dropping my iPad on my face and getting a black eye. Novelty injuries hurt too!

1 year ago on December 27th, 2011 at 3:23 pm | Permalink

KelleyLCarter: And I pray that a seven-year-old didn't whoop your butt at Connect Four. Don't be like me. Be better than me.

1 year ago on December 26th, 2011 at 9:36 am | Permalink

TrippingOlney: I JUST HOPE SANTA GOT THE PROPER VACCINATIONS FOR THIS.

1 year ago on December 25th, 2011 at 7:36 am | Permalink

debenham: When did wrapping paper become "pay $10/roll for workable stuff, otherwise everything is tissue-thin"? And when did I become Andy Rooney?

1 year ago on December 24th, 2011 at 3:42 am | Permalink

LisaBarone: Mom: You know the Internet said Bon Jovi died? What a bunch of assholes.

1 year ago on December 22nd, 2011 at 8:05 pm | Permalink

ActuallyNPH: I love buying Christmas presents for people! Especially when that people is myself.

1 year ago on December 21st, 2011 at 6:57 am | Permalink

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